Ha, ha, ha, that has made me laugh out loud Jezz, that's the funniest description of a bus I've ever heard - genius.
No, I'm using the Mini Cabriolet until I find something that I want. (Sorry for swearing on here)!
Whilst I loved the Leon, it was so thirsty that I'm probably going to get either a deisel or something with the new VW/Audi Group 1.4TSI engine in it. I was putting £240.00/£250.00 of petrol in the Leon a month!!!
Catch you soon pal, it's been far too long.